Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Mary Jane find Lolrus' Bukkit, loses dignity

In a move of epic stupidity, probably resulting in massive sales, Marvel has released a Mary Jane (wifey of Spiderman) statue. Ol' MJ is barefoot, bewbs out, barefoot, washing Spidey's costume...wish a pearl necklace on. Yes, they went there. They LIVE there. Didn't we all agree that Emma Frost was the official slut of the Marvel U? Oh wait, it's She Hulk now ;_;

Why do I think the term "Comiquette" is soon going to be co-opted and mean something else entirely?
Janet Van Dyne: "Oh, my gawd. Did you see She-Hulk today?"
Carol Danvers: "Yeah, she's turned into such a Comiquette."
(above quote from Sleestak @ Lady, That's my Skull)

Click here for an image of the statue and a parody of it featuring Spidey's rear end. Story seems to be initially found by DevilDoll, a cool girl, who now has over 9 THOUSAND, uh, hundred comments on her blog.

Edit: I suppose I should clarify for all one of you that are reading this, that I'm not so much offended with the t&a, but more with the necklace, bare feet & bucket combo. That's the insulting bit. At least with a figure like Mai Shiranui, it's more along the lines of t&a followed by massive asskicking.

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