I was wandering through Laguna Bay in Second Life, searching for a pair of spectacles, when all of a sudden, thousands of 2d Paper Marios started coming out of nowhere. It was indeed a sight to behold.

Somehow....I got blamed for them.
And reported to SL.
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Honestly guys, if I could program Oh Em Gee HAX, I would have a fantastic job as a programmer, not as a broke-ass student.